A SECRET MESSAGE
FROM: The PretenderDaughter
Hey everyone!
Don’t tell my dad or Uncle C I sent this out, okay? But lets face it, there’s been tons of confusion about their “big announcement” that NEEDS to be clarified.
While their ‘hour glasses’ and ‘prego jigsaw puzzles’ are… Cute(?) They are also confusing. But hey, the internet and social media can be very confusing at their old age.
So if I may be so bold as to rescue them from their early onsets of Alzheimer’s – here’s the deal.
The big announcement is actually 3 big announcements.
They will take place next Thursday, September 19th. I’m not positive what time yet (cause God knows I can never get those two to make a decision) but when it comes down I promise that thru the CI newsletter, Facebook, twitter, all the global annexes, Twitter and Jenna Busch we get the EXACT word out to everybody so no one misses it.
Keep an eye, ear, and (maybe some other tP related body part) out next Thursday. I promise you will not be disappointed.
I’ll be in touch soon.
Don’t tell the PTB’s I sent you this!
The PretenderDaughter
J
Oh – and forward this to your friends and tell them to joins us – it’s gonna be a blast!