Pretenderisms—Season One

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EpisodePretenderism
EpisodePretenderism
PilotJarod
  • How many people died because of what I thought up?
  • I am not gonna be your little science experiment anymore, Sydney. I can be anything I want to be. You trained me well. I can be a doctor,    I can be an engineer, I can be an astronaut for God's sake.
  • Sydney you stole my life! Please give it back to me.

  • Miss Parker
  • The little S.O.B. has scrambled the ATM system.
  • Make up your mind Sydney. Be a scientist or a mommy. You can't be both.
  • Stop pouting. It was need to know. You didn't.

  • Every Picture Tells A StoryJarod
  • Awww, I intentionally wake you in your deepest sleep phase and all I get is a lifeless "What"?
  • Cute. Not funny, but cute.
  • You can search everywhere you want for salvation, but the only place you're gonna find it is in the truth you're running from.
  • Sydney raised me to believe my mind could take me anywhere.

  • Miss Parker
  • And I should care because ... ?

  • Sydney
  • I understand learning to swim, but aren't you a little old to be playing with bathtub toys?

  • Broots
  • It wasn't easy but I...I have to admit, figuring Jarod's mind is a real treat. He's a damn clever guy.

  • FlyerJarod
  • A penguin at the Sphinx, a penguin riding a camel, a penguin on a Nile barge; now that's something you don't see very often
  • Well that depends -- on how you define -- filthy.
  • You can stretch it, bounce it and copy newsprint with it, and it comes in its own plastic egg.
  • I was raised on optimized nutritional supplements, hearts of palm, wheat grass, asparagus mixed with tomato.

  • Mr. Raines
  • I'm beginning to dread that the Parker killer instinct wasn't hereditary.
  • Jarod is not some minor inconvenience for you to pad your Centre expenses with.
  • Curious JarodJarod
  • You might want to strip search this one. She could be palming chips.

  • Miss Parker
  • We're nowhere, except where Jarod wants us.
  • That's a hell of clue Syd. Jarod has highlighted the entire book.
  • The Paper ClockJarod
  • Spare me the white leopard speech, Sydney. Somebody at the Centre knows who I am. I want the truth.

  • Miss Parker
  • You are out of line lecturing anybody about humanity. I'm not the one who kept Jarod locked up for thirty years.
  • Dammit! Next time I'm just gonna shoot the little pain in the ass.

  • Sydney
  • Miss Parker believes she can pistol whip her way into any resolution, but I know Jarod. The harder we chase the harder he'll run.
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