FILM

SEX AND THE CITY 2 (2010)

Director:
Michael Patrick King

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis

Michael's Character:
Handsome Man at Wedding
PLOT:
While wrestling with the pressures of life, love, and work in Manhattan, Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte join Samantha for a trip to Abu Dhabi (United Arab Emirates), where Samantha's ex is filming a new movie.
CONFESSIONS OF AN ACTION STAR (2008) (a.k.a. SLEDGE: The Untold Story {2005})

Director:
David Leitch, Brad Martin

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, David Leitch, Ben Stiller

Michael's Character:
Drug Lord
PLOT:
In the spring of 1986, no one had heard of Frank Sledge. One year later, Bloodfight 2 was #1 at the box office... And a star was born.


FADE (2006)

Director:
Anthony Stagliano

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, David Connelly, Sarah Lassez

Michael's Character:
Dr. McCabe

PLOT:
Arthur Dichter (David Connolly) thinks he's dying of insomnia, but the reality is much more frightening. He wanders the streets, finding new ways to keep his body moving, even self-mutilation. He's lost the ability to communicate, keeping a journal to express his private thoughts with no intention of sharing it with his wife Anna (Sarah Lassez, The Blackout, Mad Cowgirl). His doctors (Michael T. Weiss, The Pretender; Steven Petrarca, Threat Matrix) wonder if he's suicidal. Anna denies it, knowing he is in a waking nightmare where delusions and reality become more and more indistinguishable. As his disease gives way to despair, loneliness and alienation, he and Anna hang on to their last shred of hope until the bitter end.
RAZOR SHARP (2006) [Action Short]

Director:
Marcus Perry

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Cassidy Freeman, Skye McCole Bartusiak

Michael's Character:
Rory Dex
PLOT:
Impenetrable fortresses, SWAT trained security forces, the occasional piece of malfunctioning gear; it's all in a day's work for corporate thief Veronica Sharpe. But business turns anything but usual when she's hired by her underworld boss to steal an exotic codebreaker from a high-security skyscraper. After breaching the tower's defenses, Veronica's morality and skill are put to the ultimate test when she's confronted with the dark reality of the codebreaker itself. Loaded with as much humor as edge-of-your-seat action, Razor Sharp is one thrill ride that's criminal to miss.


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IOWA (2005)

Director:
Matt Farnsworth

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Matt Farnsworth, Diane Foster

Michael's Character:
Larry Clarkson

PLOT:
A cautionary tale of love, crime, fantasy and addiction that follows two young Iowan lovers who decide to go into the "batch" business - cooking their own methamphetamine - only to watch it burn a searing hole in their lives.
MARMALADE (2004)

Director:
Kim Dempster

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Jill Sorensen, Sam Robards

Michael's Character:
Peter

PLOT:
Marmalade is a romantic comedy about a fashion model who gets too old to continue her work. Her demise in her professional life happens as her personal life falls completely apart.


UNTIL THE NIGHT (2004)

Director:
Gregory Hatanaka

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Norman Reedus, Sean Young

Michael's Character:
Daniel

PLOT:
An unsuccessful writer, who leads a dissolute life, has an affair with an ex-lover, who is the wife of a once-celebrated actor, but their relationship pushes them to confusion and obsession.
WRITTEN IN BLOOD (2002)

Director:
John Terlesky

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Peter Coyote, Alan Lieberman, Nancy Valen

Michael's Character:
Matthew Ransom
PLOT:
Matthew is torn between several murder investigations and the indictment of his best friend for murdering his wife and lover.


BONES (2001)

Director:
Ernest R. Dickerson

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Snoop Dogg, Pam Grier

Michael's Character:
Lupovich (a crooked cop)

PLOT:
Over 20 years after his death by a gunshot, Jimmy Bones comes back as a ghost to wreak revenge on those who killed him and to clean up his neighborhood.
NET WORTH (2000)

Director:
Kenny Griswold

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Daniel Baldwin, Craig Sheffer, Todd Field

Michael's Character:
Michael Winslow
PLOT:
Net Worth details the serio-comic story of four friends who learn the value of friendship as they embark on a thirty day contest to achieve the highest net worth in a new city with no cash and no connections.


FREEWAY II: CONFESSIONS OF A
TRICKBABY (1999)

Director:
Matthew Bright

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Natasha Lyonne, Maria Celedonio

Michael's Character:
Reprising his role as Larry; this time as a drifter
PLOT:
A girl escapes from juvenile prison with a 16-year-old serial killer. (Michael is seen in less than 5 minutes of film)
FREEWAY (1996)

Director:
Matthew Bright

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Keifer Sutherland, Reese Witherspoon

Michael's Character:
Larry

PLOT:
After her mom and step-dad are arrested, 15-year-old Vanessa Lutz decides that instead of once again being put into a foster home, she'd rather go and search for the grandmother she's never met, and live with her.


JEFFREY (1995)

Director:
Christopher Ashley

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Steven Weber, Patrick Stewart

Michael's Character:
Steve

PLOT:
Jeffery, a young gay man in New York, decides that sex is too much and decides to become celibate. He immediately meets the man of his dreams and must decide whether or not love is worth the danger of a boyfriend dying.
ANGEL 4: UNDERCOVER (1993)

Director:
Richard Schenkman

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Darlene Vogel, Shane Fraser

Michael's Character:
Ryan Gersh

PLOT:
Molly is now a police photographer in a relationship with a DJ. Her old friend from the streets gets in touch with her. She's in town with a band and hot for the lead singer. Her friend gets murdered and Molly turns up at the scene to photograph the body. So, Molly again assumes the identity of Angel and hits the club scene to search for the killer - this time as a groupie rather than a prostitute


HOWLING IV: THE ORIGINAL NIGHTMARE (1988)

Director:
John Hough

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Romy Winsor

Michael's Character:
Richard
PLOT:
An author ordered to rest by her doctor after a nervous breakdown lands in the town Drakho and gets wound up in a baffling mystery about demons and werewolves. She starts seeing ghosts and dismisses them as her own imagination, but when they turn out to be real she starts to get suspicious of the odd town and of its past.
ORDINARY PEOPLE (1980)

Director:
Robert Redford

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Donald Sutherland

Michael's Character:
(Cameo Appearance, uncredited)

PLOT:
Beth, Calvin, and their son Conrad are living in the aftermath of the death of the other son. Conrad is overcome by grief and misplaced guilt to the extent of a suicide attempt. He is in therapy. Beth had always preferred his brother and is having difficulty being supportive to Conrad. Calvin is trapped between the two trying to hold the family together.

TV SERIES / TV MOVIES

THE PRETENDER: ISLAND OF THE HAUNTED (2001) (TVM)

Director:
Fredrick King Keller

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Andrea Parker, Patrick Bauchau, Jon Gries, Jamie Denton, Harve Presnell, Paul Dillon, Richard Marcus

Michael's Character:
Jarod, The Pretender

PLOT:
Through a series of bizarre circumstances, Jarod and Miss Parker find themselves trapped together on a strange island in a life and death situation, out of which come some of the most important revelations about their pasts.
THE PRETENDER 2001 (2001)(TVM)

Director:
Frederick King Keller

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Andrea Parker, Patrick Bauchau, Jon Gries, Jamie Denton, Harve Presnell, Paul Dillon, Richard Marcus


Michael's Character:
Jarod, The Pretender

PLOT:
Jarod reunites with two old friends and unleashes some powerful Centre revelations. Also Jarod and Miss Parker learn more about their pasts.


RED SHOE DIARIES: THE GAME (2000)

Director:
Zalman King

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Caron Bernstein, David Duchovny

Michael's Character:
Robert, 'The New Man'

PLOT:
In "The Game", a woman named Lilly lets curiosity tempt her when a mysterious stranger engages her in a daring game of romance, which seems much more exciting to Lilly than her current relationship. Thrilled by her own erotic daring, Lilly plays the game and loves it- until it spirals out of control. Also features the episodes "The Cake" and "Like Father, Like Son".
THE PRETENDER (1996-2000) (TVS)

Director:
Multiple Directors

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Andrea Parker, Patrick Bauchau, Jon Gries, Jamie Denton, Harve Presnell, Paul Dillon, Richard Marcus


Michael's Character:
Jarod, The Pretender

PLOT:
Jarod is a pretender, a very intelligent person with the ability to slide into somebody else's personality. For that purpose, he has been taken from his family as a child in order to work for a secret agency called The Centre. But recently, he escaped. Jarod's new mission in life is to help people in need with his gift, and to find out what really happened to his allegedly dead parents. Only, Miss Parker and her team are out to get him ...

Additional Information:
MTW stars as Jarod, a young man stolen by a nefarious organization as a child who escapes as an adult to right the wrongs of the world, in this series with Andrea Parker, Patrick Bauchau and Jon Gries.

One episode was directed by MTW - "Ghosts of the Past" (2000). MTW also guest starred as Jarod in several Profiler crossover episodes:

"Grand Master" (1999)
"Clean Sweep" (2000)
"Pianissimo" (2000)


REMEMBER ME (1995)(TVM)

Director:
Michael Switzer

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Kelly McGillis

Michael's Character:
Scott Covey

PLOT:
Set in a Victorian haunted mansion, Kelly McGillis is a grieving Mom who is being driven mad by a vocal, but unseen entity. She believes it to be her son.
2000 MALIBU ROAD (1992)(TVS)

Director:
Joel Schumacher

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Lisa Hartman Black, Jennifer Beals, Drew Barrymore

Michael's Character:
Roger Tabor
PLOT:
This is the story of four women living together at a beach house located at 2000 Malibu Road - Jade, a former prostitute trying to get out of the profession; Perry, a young lawyer also escaping from her past; Lindsay, a would-be actress trying to get the right break; and Joy, Lindsay's two-faced, manipulative sister.


DARK SHADOWS: THE REVIVAL
SERIES (1991) (TVS)

Director:
Christopher Ashley

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Ben Cross

Michael's Character:
Joe Haskell, Peter Bradford
PLOT:
Victoria Winters comes to Collinwood, an isolated mansion in coastal Maine, to work as a governess, but soon finds herself drawn into a strange, Gothic world of vampires, ghosts and a family curse that dates back centuries.
THE BIG ONE: THE GREAT LOS ANGELES EARTHQUAKE (1990)(TVM)

Director:
Larry Elikann

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Joanna Kerns, Dan Lauria

Michael's Character:
Larry, The Mayor's Aide
PLOT:
After a series of small tremors in Los Angeles, Dr. Clare Winslow, a local seismologist, pinpoints the exact location and time of when the long awaited earthquake--"The Big One"--will strike southern California. With this information, she must battle city officials to release this information to the general public. Also, she hopes that her family is out of harms way when the quake strikes. SubPLOTs show how other families and people cope with the tremors that strike before the impending "Big One."


TAKE MY DAUGHTERS, PLEASE (1988) (TVM)

Director:
Larry Elikann

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Deidre Hall, Rue McClanahan, Kim Delaney


Michael's Character:
Joe Blake

PLOT:
A woman with four single daughters sets out to try and get them married.
DAYS OF OUR LIVES (1985-1990) (TVS)

Director:

Cast:
Michael T. Weiss, Drake Hogestyn, Derya Ruggles, Lisa Howard, Genie Francis

Michael's Character:
Dr. Mike Horton

NOTABLE TV GUEST APPEARANCES

BLUE BLOODS (2011) (TVS)

  • Episode: "Hall of Mirrors" (episode # 1.13) 2 February 2011, as Sonny Malevski
  • Episode: "Little Fish" (episode # 1.11) 19 January 2011, as Sonny Malevski


  • CLUB HOUSE (2004) (TVS)

  • Episode: "Save Situation" (episode # 1.9) November 2004, as Jackie Tambler


  • CROSSING JORDAN (2003, 2004) (TVS)

  • Episode: "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?" (episode # 3.13) 6 June 2004; as James Horton
  • Episode: "Pandora's Trunk: Part 2" (episode # 2.22) 5 May 2003, as James Horton
  • Episode: "Pandora's Trunk: Part 1" (episode # 2.21) 28 April 2003, as James Horton
  • Episode: "Ockham's Razor" (episode # 2.10) 6 January 2003, as James Horton


  • Profiler (1999, 2000) (TVS)

  • Episode: "Pianissimo" (episode # 4.18) 29 April 2000, as Jarod
  • Episode: "Clean Sweep" (episode # 4.10) 5 February 2000, as Jarod
  • Episode: "Grand Master" (episode # 3.19) 8 May 1999, as Jarod
  • DIRECTING

    THE PRETENDER (1996-2000) (TVS)

  • Episode: "Ghosts From the Past" (episode # 4.13) 26 February 2000
  • AS HIMSELF

    G-SPOT (2005)

    Episode:
    HBO a.k.a. Gigi Gets A Job

    Director:
    David Wu

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Bridget Bako, Heather Hanson

    PLOT:
    Gigi is pulled out of her depression when a call from her agent brings news of a job - a gig for a cable network movie shooting in the Rockies. Not realizing she is merely the movie's required Canadian content, Gigi ventures north in search of a break from Los Angeles and her ex-boyfriend Payne. Her wish comes true when she meets, and beds Bo, the Olympic bobsledder - only to find out later he's an anti-Semite.
    DIGGIN' UP BONES (2000)

    Director:
    Michelle Palmer

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Snoop Dogg, Pam Grier


    "LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN"
    • 5 February 1999

    "THE ROSIE O'DONNELL SHOW"
    • 26 January 1998
    • 3 April 1997

    THEATRE

    A PERFECT FUTURE (2011)

    Director:
    Wilson Milam

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Donna Bullock, Daniel Oreskes, Scott Drummond

    Michael's Character:
    John Hudson
    Details:
    A Perfect Future explores the question of whether people can be married and truly love each other when their political persuasions are diametrically opposed. Set in 2005, the action takes place in the apartment of two well heeled New Yorkers, Natalie and John, who are hosting a dinner for Elliot, a friend from their days as college radicals. Also invited to the party is Mark, a straight-laced young man from John's risk management firm. Over the course of a raucous evening filled with wine and merriment, their basic belief systems are upended, as the four must come to terms with each other's true politics and behavior.

    • Location:
      Cherry Lane Theatre, New York
    • Run Dates:
      February 4 - OPEN


    THE ELABORATE ENTRANCE OF CHAD DEITY (2010)

    Director:
    Edward Torres

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Usman Ally, Terence Archie, Desmin Borges,
    Christian Litke

    Michael's Character:
    Everett K. Olson (EKO)
    Details:
    A comic powerslam of a play, The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity* is a theatrical event that dares to throw political correctness out of the ring. Macedonio "The Mace" Guerra is a middle rank pro-wrestler who may have discovered his ticket to the big time: a charismatic, trash-talking Indian kid from Brooklyn whom he recruits as the perfect foil to the All-American champion, Chad Deity. But when their rivalry is used to exploit racial stereotypes in the name of ratings, all three men find themselves fighting for much more than the championship title.

    • Location:
      Second Stage Theater, New York
    • Run Dates:
      April 27 - June 20


    IMPRESSIONISM (2009)

    Director:
    Jack O'Brien

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Jeremy Irons, Joan Allen, Marsha Mason,
    Aaron Lazar, Margarita Laveiva, Hadley Delany

    Michael's Character:
    Douglas Finch
    Details:
    Set in Manhattan, IMPRESSIONISM is the story of an international photojournalist and a New York gallery owner whose unexpected brush with intimacy leads them to realize that there is quite an art to repairing broken lives.

    • Location:
      Gerald Schoenfeld Theater, New York
    • Run Dates:
      February 28 - May 10


    OF EQUAL MEASURE (2008)

    Director:
    Leigh Silverman

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Michole Briana White

    Michael's Character:
    Edward Christianson
    Details:
    Set in and around the White House during the Wilson administration, Of Equal Measure's catalyst is the segregation of African-Americans in civil service at the onset of World War I. The play follows the actions of both the Presidential Cabinet and the character of Jade, an ambitious African-American stenographer in the White House who has access to strategic information. As the Cabinet explores how to integrate the United States into high-stakes global politics and begins removing black federal workers from their jobs, Jade has to decide what kind of American citizen she will be. This is further complicated when the United States enters World War I and Jade's younger brother, whom she has looked after since the two were orphaned, becomes prime fodder for the draft. Jade witnesses first-hand the paradox of Wilson bringing the United States into the war in order that "the world be made safe for democracy," while trampling civil rights at home by ordering the segregation of black federal employees and imprisoning individuals critical of the war effort. The effects that these actions have on Jade, her job, her family, and her country fuel a compelling story that resonates both socially and politically in today's world.

    • Location:
      Kirk Douglas Theater, Los Angeles
    • Run Dates:
      June 29 - July 27


    SCARCITY (2007)

    Director:
    Jackson Gay

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Kristen Johnson, Jesse Eisenberg

    Michael's Character:
    Herb
    Details:
    Set in rural western Massachusetts, Scarcity tells the tale of two siblings whose aspirations to escape the confines of poverty and small town life come into direct conflict with their sense of family responsibility. When sixteen-year-old Billy is afforded an opportunity to change schools and move out of town by an unusually attentive young teacher, his family starts to unravel around him. In this raw, emotionally rich world premiere drama, up-and-coming playwright Lucy Thurber explores the stark reality of how class in America shapes our very image of ourselves.

    • Location:
      Atlantic Theater, New York
    • Run Dates:
      August 29 - October 14


    LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES (2006)

    Director:
    Daniel Goldstein

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Seth Fisher

    Michael's Character:
    Valmont
    Details:
    Desire and deceit have powerful consequences in this seductive and fiercely witty look at games of love and lust in 18th century France.

    • Location:
      Huntington Theater, Boston University
    • Run Dates:
      January 6 - February 5


    BURN THIS (2005)

    Director:
    Susan Fenichell

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Anne Torsiglieri, Nat DeWolf

    Michael's Character:
    Pale
    Details:
    When two violently opposed individuals are involved in passion, the results can be tumultuous.

    • Location:
      Huntington Theatre, Boston University
    • Run Dates:
      November 12 - December 12

    VOICE WORK

    BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD (2009)
    • Episode: "Mystery In Space!" (episode # 1.13) 13 March 2009, as Adam Strange (voice)


    HIGGLYTOWN HEROES (2007, 2004) *
    • Episode: "The Big Pink Elephant Sale / Higglies on Horseback" (episode # 56) 19 February 2007, as Veterinary Hero (voice)
    • Episode: "Balloon-a-Palooza / Wayne's Day Out" (episode # 32) 18 March 2006, as Mountain Rescue Hero (voice)
    * The underlined episode signifies the actual ep in which Michael does the voice-over.


    JUSTICE LEAGUE (2005, 2002)
    • Episode: "The Balance" (episode # 4.5) 28 May 2005, as Jason Blood (voice)
    • Episode: "A Knight of Shadows: Part 2" (episode # 1.21) 27 September 2002, as Jason Blood (voice)
    • Episode: "A Knight of Shadows: Part 1" (episode # 1.20) 20 September 2002, as Jason Blood / Etrigan (voice)


    THE MUMMY: THE ANIMATED SERIES (2003)
    • Episode: "Spring of Evil" (episode # 2.9) 26 April 2003, as Nizam Toth, The Dark Medjai (voice)
    • Episode: "The Dark Medjai" (episode # 2.3) 1 March 2003, as Nizam Toth, The Dark Medjai (voice)


    LORDS OF EVERQUEST (2003) (VG)

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Ron Pearlman

    Michael's Character:
    Lord Kadian (voice)


    FREELANCER (2003) (VG)

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Ian Ziering

    Michael's Character:
    Orillion (voice)


    THE ZETA PROJECT (2002)
    • Episode: "Absolute Zero" (episode # 2.1) 23 March 2002, as Dr. Winhelm (voice)


    JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES (2002)
    • Episode: "Pleasure Cruise" (episode # 2.30) 09 March 2002, as Giles (voice)


    BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD (2009)
    • Episode: "Mystery In Space!" (episode # 1.13) 13 March 2009, as Adam Strange (voice)


    HIGGLYTOWN HEROES (2007, 2004) *
    • Episode: "The Big Pink Elephant Sale / Higglies on Horseback" (episode # 56) 19 February 2007, as Veterinary Hero (voice)
    • Episode: "Balloon-a-Palooza / Wayne's Day Out" (episode # 32) 18 March 2006, as Mountain Rescue Hero (voice)
    * The underlined episode signifies the actual ep in which Michael does the voice-over.


    JUSTICE LEAGUE (2005, 2002)
    • Episode: "The Balance" (episode # 4.5) 28 May 2005, as Jason Blood (voice)
    • Episode: "A Knight of Shadows: Part 2" (episode # 1.21) 27 September 2002, as Jason Blood (voice)
    • Episode: "A Knight of Shadows: Part 1" (episode # 1.20) 20 September 2002, as Jason Blood / Etrigan (voice)


    THE MUMMY: THE ANIMATED SERIES (2003)
    • Episode: "Spring of Evil" (episode # 2.9) 26 April 2003, as Nizam Toth, The Dark Medjai (voice)
    • Episode: "The Dark Medjai" (episode # 2.3) 1 March 2003, as Nizam Toth, The Dark Medjai (voice)


    LORDS OF EVERQUEST (2003) (VG)

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Ron Pearlman

    Michael's Character:
    Lord Kadian (voice)


    FREELANCER (2003) (VG)

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Ian Ziering

    Michael's Character:
    Orillion (voice)


    THE ZETA PROJECT (2002)
    • Episode: "Absolute Zero" (episode # 2.1) 23 March 2002, as Dr. Winhelm (voice)


    JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES (2002)
    • Episode: "Pleasure Cruise" (episode # 2.30) 09 March 2002, as Giles (voice)


    TARZAN & JANE (2002)

    Director:
    Victor Cook, Steve Loter

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Olivia d'Abo, Nicolette Sheridan

    Michael's Character:
    Tarzan (voice)
    PLOT:
    After being married an entire year, Jane thinks back on some of her and Tarzan's adventures as she seaches for something special to mark the occasion with.


    DISNEY'S THE LEGEND OF TARZAN (2001)

    Director:
    Troy Adomitis, Chris Buck

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Olivia d'Abo

    Michael's Character:
    Tarzan (voice)
    PLOT:
    The Legend of Tarzan picks up where Disney's feature film left off, with the title character adjusting to his new role as leader of the apes (following Kerchak's death), and Jane (whom he's since married) adjusting to life in the jungle.


    ESCAPE STORIES (2001)

    Director:
    Peter Swain

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss

    Michael's Character:
    Himself (narrator)
    PLOT:
    Escaping death, escaping entrapment, or even escaping harm is arguably one of the most heart-pounding experiences in life. Witness some of the military's most adrenaline pumping escapes during the course of this thrilling video, the SECRET ART OF ESCAPE.


    PLANESCAPE TORMENT (1999) (VG)

    Cast:
    Michael T. Weiss, Sheena Easton, Rob Paulsen

    Michael's Character:
    The Nameless One (voice)
    PLOT:
    You awake in the Mortuary. Your body is scarred and the whole damn novel is written on your back. You don't remember anything. The only "alive" person you see is the chatty skull called Morte (not counting those working zombies you're smart enough to know they are dead.) Now it's time to go and find out what the hell is going on.