When you need to bring life back to a party!
For the purpose of this game, a "drink" refers to one swallow of your beverage of choice. If M&Ms; are substituted, one M&M;=one drink.




Take one drink when:

… Jarod eats pez.
… Jarod gives anyone a saturnine look.
… Jarod smirks at anyone.
… Two drinks if it's Miss Parker
… Jarod watches a DSA with a date between 1968 and 1972.
… Jarod calls Sydney and/or Miss Parker.
… Jarod watches something on videotape.
… Jarod copies a file from someone's computer.
… Jarod asks someone to do him a favor.
… Jarod introduces himself by first name only.
… Two drinks if it's to a child.
… Jarod speaks another language.
… Jarod looks at a newspaper article pasted in his red notebook.
… Bonus drink if there's more than one.
… Miss Parker smokes a cigarette.
… Broots cowers at Miss Parker.
… Sydney says that Jarod is trying to tell him something.
… Two drinks if he calls it a "bread crumb."
… Three drinks if he actually figures it out in time to use it.
… Sydney smiles at something Jarod does.
… Miss Parker is enraged at something Jarod does.
… Anyone mentions The Centre.
… Jarod Pretends to be something other than his main role.

 Take two drinks when:

… Jarod discovers a new sugary and/or junk food.
… Jarod contacts Sydney other than by phone.
… Bonus drink if Miss Parker finds out and crashes the party.
… Jarod sends Miss Parker anything.
… Jarod "sees" his mother.
… Bonus drink if he "hears" her.
… Jarod's father is specifically mentioned.
… Jarod watches a DSA with a date other than 1968 - 1972.
… Jarod says money doesn't interest him.
… Miss Parker runs after Jarod.
… Bonus drink if she's wearing a short skirt.
… Sydney or Miss Parker calls Jarod a Pretender.
… We see Miss Parker as a child.
… We see an experiment performed on another resident of the Centre.
… Bonus drink if it's twins.
… Miss Parker finds out something about her mother.

Take three drinks when:

… Miss Parker calls Jarod a "one-man Siegfreid and Roy."
… We see Mr. Raines.
… We see Jarod sleeping or in bed.
… We hear Mr. Parker's voice.
… Bonus drink if we see Mr. Parker
… Anyone mentions Delaware.
… Anyone tries to kill Jarod.
… Bonus drink if it's Miss Parker.
… Jarod uses a first name other than Jarod.
… Someone figures out Jarod isn't what he's Pretending to be.
… Anyone mentions Delaware.




Michael's Cocktail

Ingredients:
  • 1 oz. Cranberry juice
  • 2 oz. Orange Juice
  • 1 oz. Peach Schnapps
  • 2 oz. Vodka

    • Directions:
    Shake well, pour over ice and call it Michael.
    Andrea's Peachy Goodness

    Ingredients:
  • 2 oz. Peach Schnapps
  • 1 oz. Vodka
  • 1 cup Peach Nectar

    • Directions:
    Just mix it together with ice...and feel the fuzzy warm glow of peachy goodness!
    Drunken Jamie

    Ingredients:
  • 1 oz. Club Soda
  • 2 cubes ice
  • 1 oz. Jack Daniels
  • 2 oz. Sour Mix

    • Directions:
    Mix in order of listing, stir thoroughly, add any other touch of your own and ENJOY!




    Bailey's Pretend

    Ingredients:
  • 2 oz. Coffee Liqueur
  • 6 oz. Cream
  • 2 oz. Créme de Cacao
  • 1/2 oz. Gin
  • 1 oz. Vodka

    • Directions:
    Mix it all, and serve over ice.
    Catch Me If You Can

    Ingredients:
  • 1 oz. Rye
  • 1 oz. Sambuca
    • Directions:
    Pour both into a shot glass, drink it straight back.
    Devil In Miss Parker

    Ingredients:
  • 1 1/2 oz. Brandy
  • 2 tsp. Grenadine
  • 1/2 oz. Triple Sec
  • 2 tsp. Créme de Noyaux

    • Directions:
    Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Fill a Tumbler almost full of ice cubes, and strain drink into Tumbler.




    Doctor Comfort
    (Or do you know a better name for Dr. Russell?)

    Ingredients:
  • 3/4 oz. Doctor Pepper Cola
  • 1/4 oz. Southern Comfort

    • Directions:
    Mix in shaker and pour in lowball glass over ice. Proportions vary for strength (personally I go 1/2 and 1/2).
    Adonis Cocktail
    (No need to say who it is... ;-)

    Ingredients:
  • 1 dash Orange Bitters
  • 1 1/2 oz. Sherry
  • 3/4 oz. Sweet Vermouth

    • Directions:
    Stir all ingredients with ice, strain contents into a cocktail glass, and serve.
    Bad Ass
    (You see? I don't forget Mr. Lyle *hehe*)

    Ingredients:
  • 1 pint Lime Juice
  • 1 pint Southern Comfort

    • Directions:
    Mix SoCo and lime in shaker, shake and strain into shot glasses.




    Strip and Go Naked
    (It's up to YOUR fantasy who should do this...;-)

    Ingredients:
  • 6 packages Beer
  • 12 oz. Lemonade concentrate
  • 12 oz. Vodka

    • Mixing Instructions:
    In a LARGE pitcher, pour in 3 cans of beer, then the vodka and lemonade, then the last 3 beers. Mix gently and pour into a tall glass over ice. It sounds horrible, but the beer taste is hidden. It tastes like lemonade!
    Blue Moon Cocktail

    Ingredients:
  • 1 dash Angostura Bitters
  • 1 teaspoon Blue Curaçao
  • 1 1/2 oz. Gin
  • 1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth

    • Directions:
    Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a chilled glass.
    Andrea's Colada Collision

    Ingredients:
  • 1 1/2 oz. Light rum
  • 3 oz. Cream of coconut (La Prererida is good.)
  • 6 oz. Pineapple juice

    • Mixing Instructions:
    Fill blender about 1/4 full with ice. Add all ingredients to blender. Blend to a smooth consistency. Serve in either a hurricane glass or a tall glass or goblet. Garnish with a pineapple spear is optional.

    Arctic Circle

    Ingredients:
  • 3 parts Ginger Ale
  • 1/2 part Lime juice
  • 2 pieces Sprig mint
  • 1 part Vodka

    • Directions:
    Fill a tall glass with ice, add the ingredients except for the mint leaves and stir. Top up with ginger ale and stir in the crushed mint leaves.
    Cockroach Motel

    Ingredients:
  • 1 1/2 oz. Dark Créme de Caçao
  • 1 1/2 oz. Vodka

    • Directions:
    Into rocks glass with ice. Pour ingredients, stir, sip. Enjoy.




    Sugar Daddy (Parker)

    Ingredients:
  • 1 dash Bitters
  • 2 tsp. Cherry liqueur
  • 2 oz. Gin
  • 1 oz. Pineapple juice

    • Directions:
    In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.
    Drooling Passionate Lady

    Ingredients:
  • 4 oz. Pineapple juice
  • 1 oz. Triple sec
  • 2 oz. Vodka

    • Directions:
    Shake with lots of ice and strain. The more triple sec, the more passionate your lady will be. The more vodka, the more she'll drool. (Thatīs a lie - more MTW will make us ladies drool ;-)
    Hard Blue Screwed and Tattooed
    (just say Parole...)

    Ingredients:
  • 1 dash Bitters
  • 1/2 oz. Blue Curaçao</li> <li> 1 splash Lime juice</li> <li> 1 1/2 parts Rum</li> <li> 3 parts Malibu Rum</li> <li> 1 part light Rum</li> <li> 1 part dark Rum</li> <li> 1 part Southern Comfort</li> <li> 1 part Rumplemintz</li><br> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Pour the clear rums, schnapps, bitter, 151-proof rum and a splash of lemon and lime juice into a tall glass filled with ice. Let this sit on the side while you pour the Dark Rum and southern comfort into a tall glass with no ice. Stir the rum and southern comfort around a couple of times. Take the mixture in the glass with ice and cover, shaking the glass till the glass sweats from the cold concoction inside. Once proper shaking has occured, Pour the mixture into the glass with the Dark Liquors. Before the mixture has time to settle pour in the Blue Curacao enough to turn the Drink a bluish hue. Slide it over the table and let the fun begin. <br><br> <font color="#8A2BE2"><b>WARNING!</b></font> If you are crazy enough to drink THIS, you wonīt be able to enjoy the complete hour of Pretender... perhaps the first 15 minutes ;-) </td></tr></table> <tr><td><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="3"> <table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="3" border="0"> <tr><td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Fireman's Sour</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 tablespoon Grenadine</li> <li> 2 each Lime juice</li> <li> 2 oz. Rum</li> <li> 1/2 teaspoon powdered sugar</li><br /> <b>Directions:</b><br> Pour into delmonico glass and fill with carbonated water. </td> <td width="10%"> </td> <td width="27%"> <div id="recipe">Fruitcake</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 shot Amaretto</li> <li> 1 shot Malibu rum</li> <li> 1 shot Bacardi limon</li> <li> 1 oz. Pineapple juice</li> <li> 1 oz. Orange juice</li> <li> 1 dasy Grenadine</li><br /> <b>Mixing instructions:</b> <br> Pour ingredients, Shake with Ice and serve with a straw. Garnish if desired with an Orange Slice. </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Huntress Cocktail</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 3/4 oz. Bourbon</li> <li> 3/4 oz. Cherry liqueur</li> <li> 1 oz. Cream</li> <li> 1 tsp. Triple sec</li><br /> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Fill a mixing glass with ice and add all ingredients. Shake and strain into a chilled glass. </td></tr> <tr><td><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr> <tr><td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Blue Balls</div> (Remember what MTW said about Jarod and "noogie?")<br /><br /> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1/2 oz. Blue Curaçao</li> <li> 1/2 oz. Malibu rum</li> <li> 1/2 oz. Peach schnapps</li> <li> 1/4 oz. Sweet and sour</li> <li> 1 dash sprite</li><br /> <b>Mixing instructions:</b> <br> Mix all ingredients. Chill with ice and strain into a shooter glass! </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="27%"> <div id="recipe">Ice Cream Punch</div> ("Ice cream is tasty!")<br /><br /> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1/2 cup Bourbon</li> <li> 3 cups coffee</li> <li> 6 each eggs</li> <li> 1 cup vanilla ice cream</li> <li> 1 cup coffee</li> <li> Ice Cream</li> <li> 1/2 cup Sugar</li><br /> <b>Directions:</b> <br> In bowl, beat eggs at high speed until slightly thickened. Gradually add sugar, beating until mixture is smooth and very thick. Add coffee and bourbon; mix thoroughly. Pour mixture into punch bowl. Spoon in ice cream; stir well. </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Knock-Out Cocktail</div> (Jarod drinks too much of it in the 3rd season...)<br /><br /> <b>Ingredients:</b><br> <li> 1 each Cherry</li> <li> 1 tsp. White Cr…me de Menthe</li> <li> 3/4 oz. Gin</li> <li> 1/2 oz. Sambuca</li> <li> 3/4 oz. dry Vermouth</li><br /> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Stir all ingredients (except cherry) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with the cherry and serve. </td></tr> <tr><td><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr> <tr><td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Red Rock (Jarod)</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 1/2 shots Vodka (Absolut)</li> <li> 3/4 shot Wildberry schnapps</li> <li> 1 can Dr. Pepper type</li><br /> <b>Mixing instructions:</b> <br> Mix vodka and schnapps in the bottom of a glass. Add ice and Dr. Pepper. </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="27%"> <div id="recipe">Rangers Rocker</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 2 oz. Vodka</li> <li> 2 oz. Dark rum</li> <li> 1 oz. White wine</li> <li> 1 oz. Water</li><br> <b>Mixing Instructions:</b> <br> Pour ingredients into mason jar; Stir; Sit down; Drink. </td> <td width="10%"> </td> <td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">Shotgun Weddings</div> (Daddy Parker and Brigitte??)<br><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 2 tsp. Cherry liqueur</li> <li> 3/4 oz. Dubonnet</li> <li> 3/4 oz. Gin</li> <li> 2 tsp. Orange juice</li><br> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes. Pour all ingredients into shaker and shake well. Strain drink into a Cocktail glass and serve. </td></tr> <tr><td><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr> <tr><td width="26%"> <div id="recipe">(Be My) Valentine</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 2 oz. Banana liqueur</li> <li> 1 oz. vodka</li> <li> 3 oz. Cranberry juice</li> <li> Ice cubes</li><br> <b>Mixing Instructions:</b> <br> Shake banana liqueur, vodka, and cranberry juice with ice and strain into a red wine glass. </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="27%" valign=top> <div id="recipe">Sweet Revenge</div><br /> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 1/2 oz. Cointreau</li> <li> 1 1/2 oz. Melon liqueur</li> <li> 3 oz. Orange juice</li><br> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Build in a high ball glass. </td> <td width="10%"></td> <td width="26%" valign=top> <div id="recipe">Thomas Eggnog</div><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 pint Heavy cream</li> <li> 6 each Eggs</li> <li> 1 pint Rye</li> <li> 1/2 pint Sugar</li><br> <b>Directions:</b> <br> Beat the six egg yolks until pale. Beat in the sugar, gradually add the whiskey, add in the heavy cream, then the 6 beaten egg whites. Chill for at a few hours (preferrably a day or more). Mix then serve. </td></tr> <tr><td><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr> <td width="26%" valign=top> <div id="recipe">Hairy Virgin</div> (Don't force me to explain it ;-D)<br><br> <b>Ingredients:</b> <li> 1 each Cherry</li> <li> 2 parts Pineapple juice</li> <li> 2 parts light Rum</li> <li> 1 part Triple sec</li><br> <b>Directions:</b> <br /> Blend, serve in exotic glass. </td> <td colspan="2"></td></tr></table> </td></tr></table> </td></tr></table> </center> <!-- Google Analytics --> <script src="http://www.google-analytics.com/urchin.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> <script type="text/javascript"> _uacct = "UA-815882-1"; urchinTracker(); </script> <!-- END Google Analytics --> </body> </html>